How do we know that men, not women, made the coffee in Biblical times?
ANS: It clearly states that He-brews.
Short in Stature
Who is the shortest man in the Bible?
ANS: Knee High Myah.
What is the Traditional Thanksgiving Hymn?
ANS: Low in the Gravy (Lay Jesus My Savior).
What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
Who was the best comedian in the Bible?
ANS: Samson. He brought the house down.
Which Bible character had no parents?
ANS: Joshua. He was the son of Nun.
In Germany, what do they call their pastors?
ANS: German Shepherds.
Who was the greatest male financier in the Bible?
ANS: Noah . He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation
Which area of Palestine was the wealthiest?
ANS: Next to the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
ANS: Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Which man in the Bible was the most flagrant lawbreaker?
ANS: Moses. He broke all ten commandments at once.
Why couldn’t they play cards on the Ark?
ANS: Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Why Did We Move?
What reason did Adam give his children when they asked he no longer lived in Eden?
ANS: Your mother ate us out of house and home.
What baby sitter is mentioned in the Bible?
ANS: David. He rocked Goliath to a deep sleep.
A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance; -Ecc 3:4
Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at. -Johann Wolfgang