LOL! :))

Coffee, Anyone?

How do we know that men, not women, made the coffee in Biblical times?
ANS: It clearly states that He-brews.

Short in Stature

Who is the shortest man in the Bible?
ANS: Knee High Myah.

Hymn

What is the Traditional Thanksgiving Hymn?
ANS:  Low in the Gravy (Lay Jesus My Savior).

Boaz

What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
ANS: Ruthless.

Comedian

Who was the best comedian in the Bible?
ANS: Samson. He brought the house down.

Parents

Which Bible character had no parents?
ANS: Joshua. He was the son of Nun.

Germany

In Germany, what do they call their pastors?
ANS: German Shepherds.

Financiers

Who was the greatest male financier in the Bible?
ANS: Noah . He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation

Riches

Which area of Palestine was the wealthiest?
ANS: Next to the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
ANS: Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Lawbreaker

Which man in the Bible was the most flagrant lawbreaker?
ANS: Moses. He broke all ten commandments at once.

Play Cards

Why couldn’t they play cards on the Ark?
ANS: Because Noah was standing on the deck.

Why Did We Move?

What reason did Adam give his children when they asked he no longer lived in Eden?
ANS: Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Babysitter

What baby sitter is mentioned in the Bible?
ANS: David. He rocked Goliath to a deep sleep.

A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance; -Ecc 3:4

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Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at. -Johann Wolfgang

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One Response to LOL! :))

  1. Pedro says:

    I like this much! Brother, ang gaganda ng post mo even though Im not a member of megachurch still it inspired me so much🙂

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