God Has A Sense of Humor

God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his angels

“Look everything should be in balance.

For example, for every 10 deer there should be a lion.

Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States.

I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension. . .

And here is Africa . I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.

And here is South America . I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests. . .

So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.

One of the angels asked, “God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?”

God said, “Ahah, that is the crown piece of all PHILIPPINES.”

My most precious creation. It has God- seeking and friendly People. Sparkling streams and serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically wise, brilliant and with a heart of gold. . .

The angel was quite surprised: “But God you said everything should be in balance.”

and God replied — “Look at the neighbours I gave them” . . . (?)


Got it?
The burdens to reach our neighbors(wether people near to us) or neighboring countries, God place the responsibilities on us. To evangelize them and share with them the saving grace of our ONE and only Lord JESUS CHRIST!


Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age.Matthew 28:19-20

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